Tucker Carlson And Sunburning Parts
It seems that Tucker Carlson is sure that what ails America is a lack of testosterone on the part of our males. He is also convinced that we could “man up” by applying some sun to the male genitalia. Carlson, never an original thinker, is simply reviving the concept of perineum sunning which became popular a few years back. Before any of you men out there become seriously sunburned in your nether regions, I would like you to get the big picture here. Actually, a big picture may not be what any of us want. It boggles the mind. No, we definitely do not want the big—really big—panoramic—full technicolor--picture. Especially if it involves Tucker. But I digress. Now there are several things about perineum sunning that need explaining, and one that escapes explanation entirely. First, there is the question of Tucker himself. This unfolding story convinces me that while this man’s bank account may be in seven...