We May Have a Problem With Low Albedo
While our poorly equipped Secretary of Defense, Little Peter Hegseth is concerned about testing our military for low testosterone, there is another measurement to which this this country should be paying more attention. It seems we are suffering from both low and dropping albedo. I will pause here while someone tells Little Peter and his confused boss that “albedo” does not refer to levels or effects of testosterone. For those of you who have never had the fun of a class on meteorology, the word albedo rhymes with speedo. [Oh, there goes Peter again—he starts to hop around and giggle the minute he thinks of men in speedos.] Albedo refers to the amount of light Earth reflects into space. It is measured on a scale from 0 to 1. Zero means you absorb all light (like a black hood on a car); 1 means you reflect all light (like a field of fresh, icy snow). As anyone who has rested their hand on the surface of a black car standing in the sun ...